"Being rich is not about how much money you have or how many homes you own; it’s the freedom to buy any book you want without looking at the price and wondering if you can afford it."
- John Waters
"Remembering that I’ll be dead soon is the most important tool I’ve ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything — all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure — these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart."
- Steve Jobs
"RIP Steve Jobs. Closest thing we had to Tony Stark."
- Patton Oswalt
"I never need to find time to read. When people say to me, ‘Oh, yeah, I love reading. I would love to read, but I just don’t have time,’ I’m thinking, ‘How can you not have time?’ I read when I’m drying my hair. I read in the bath. I read when I’m sitting in the bathroom. Pretty much anywhere I can do the job one-handed, I read."
- J.K. Rowling (via hold-a-wolfs-ears)
(via tastysoup)
"Trust a Jewish guy to get involved in a sex scandal in which there’s no actual sex."
- Peter David’s One Thought About Anthony Weiner
"The platypus is mother nature’s way of saying, ‘I made this thing out of spare parts I found on the workshop floor, and it can still fucking cripple you.’"
- The 6 Cutest Animals That Can Still Destroy You
(Source: cracked.com)
"My truck has 170,000 miles on it and the MPG is so bad that every time I start it, the ghost of an Indian appears in the passenger seat and cries."
- Cracked.com
(Source: cracked.com)
"It’s not really coming out, which suggests opening a door and stepping through. It’s more like a long, long walk through what began as a narrow corridor that starts to widen."
- George Takei
"Being rich is not about how much money you have or how many homes you own; it’s the freedom to buy any book you want without looking at the price and wondering if you can afford it."
- John Waters (Role Models)
(Source: all-that-you-know, via obsessivefetisha)
"Every time a sexy woman jumps out of a giant cake there is at least one guy who is bummed about the cake being ruined."
- Jonah Hill
(Source: twitter.com)
