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That doesn't sound like an appropriate bridal...
I’m coordinating a bridal shower for a friend (I’m the maid of honor), and it has a train/travel theme.
Me: Do you have any suggestions for good door gifts?
Mother of bride: How about whistles? Train conductors have whistles. They could also be useful to have on hand as rape whistles.
Me: …
Wasn’t sure what to say to that. “Great suggestion! Nothing says...
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deanglave asked: You make some harrowing posts...I'm usually not into that stuff but I find it very interesting.
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A limerick I wrote that is too long for Twitter
johnmartz:
I tell you, it couldn’t be truer: our language has gone down the sewer. So please be pedantic, and learn the semantic distinction between “less” and “fewer”.
Optional closing line: because you sound like an idiot.
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