December 2010
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“You don’t like that your coworker used me on that note about stealing her...”
– I’m Comic Sans, Asshole via McSweeney’s
“It would be extremely hilarious if Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson died...”
– Kevin
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Z: We once undressed each other with our teeth on the dance floor.
S: We have NOT.
Z: Yes we have.
S: I have never been near your lower half with my mouth.
Z: Yes! You bit my leg once!
On Underwear
S: You're wearing underwear today!
Z: I always wear underwear.
S: No you don't. I am constantly seeing your crack.
Z: Maybe you should stop looking.
S: I can't help it. It stares at me, and I feel rude ignoring it.
It's that evil creature from Jurassic Park!
lutkaodkrvi:
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!
thepartyscancelled:
I’m heading out now, so see you all next year!
(You’re so last year, America)
America’s where the booty dancing is, though!!!!!!!!
Seriously, folks, this is my plan for the evening: embarrassing myself. That way, I can be sure 2011 is just like 2010.
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Noel Fielding Kissing Things -- New Year Gift!
notyoufire:
fierybiscuits:
mrmoth:
HAPPY NEW YEAR <333333
HAPPY NEW YEEAAAHJHHHHRRRR!!
Awwwww, it’s Noel kissing things.
That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment:
when you’re only as fly as a G5
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“Only the mediocre are always at their best.”
– Jean Giraudoux
The first couple is soooo cute!
Reblog if you've ever been called fat.
talesforthelovelorn:
posiexoxo:
All the freekn time
Yup just before
I’ve also been a lesbo, dyke, and kike! (fist pump)
Tom Felton and Emma Watson Dancing :)
snitchy:
GET IT MALFOY.
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